So Donald Trump’s first big campaign push for 2020 is a phone line that you can leave him little thank you messages on. And I’m going to give you the number. It’s 1-800-684-3043. You’ll have to get through the solicitation portion, but once there, you can leave the President a message. Any message. You can tell the man exactly what you think about him and his presidency. The expectation, according to the remarkably self serving campaign ad that aired on CNN, is that you’ll thank him for doing all the things he’s doing to our country. I’m not gonna lie, I wasn’t feeling particularly thankful when I called the number, and I may have used a few more expletives than is dignified, but I have to tell you, it was a wonderfully cathartic experience. I don’t know that Trump himself will ever actually hear my message, but I have to say, even the thought of it gives me some glimmer of satisfaction. So call the number, let the man know what you’re thinking.