How Not to Pitch Me Ideas

To be fair, I like when people want to give me suggestions. I honestly don’t want to discourage it. But I feel it’s important to clarify that a comic strip isn’t just random things jumbled together and then everyone laughs. There needs to be an idea to be conveyed.
Usually a joke.
Don’t get me wrong, I agree with you that Hippos in high heels and Donald Trump with a rodent on his head are fun images, but they don’t actually convey much of a message. And if I’m not here to say something, then what am I here for?