An Open Letter to Hackers

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Just follow me on this.  Even you conservative folks want to know what the report says, yeah?  I mean, if the report suggests that Trump is in the clear, or at the very least, suggests that he didn’t do any prosecutable offense, you’d want that clearly on the record, right?  Trump and his camp are suggesting that Mueller has completely vindicated him, so if that’s the case, let’s see his vindication!  Let’s see it loud and proud!  Because why would ANYONE HAVE ANY REASON TO HIDE THEIR INNOCENCE?!  Make no mistake, I am in no way SOLICITING HACKERS TO ILLEGALLY OBTAIN THE MUELLER REPORT.  Obviously that would be illegal, and I wouldn’t want anyone to get themselves into trouble (I mean, if you’re good enough to obtain the report, you’d probably be good enough to cover your tracks).  I mean, even the politicians are publicly saying that transparency here would be preferable, even though Mitch McConnell, who himself called for a full release of the report, blocked a bill that passed the House that would call for just that.

The Real Russian Collusion

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So the Republicans and Right Wing Media outlets are really trying to push this narrative that the Russians colluded with the Democrats.  That THAT is the real story and not potential collusion with Trump. I mean they make a good point.  I mean, only by working with the Russians could they have tanked the 2016 elections so hard.  It’s a damn goofy claim that flies in the face evidence and…you know, reality?  I mean, I’m willing to take the word of right-wing armchair philosophers over a vast network of non-partisan intelligence gatherers whose job and expertise involve this very thing.