An Open Letter to Hackers

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Just follow me on this.  Even you conservative folks want to know what the report says, yeah?  I mean, if the report suggests that Trump is in the clear, or at the very least, suggests that he didn’t do any prosecutable offense, you’d want that clearly on the record, right?  Trump and his camp are suggesting that Mueller has completely vindicated him, so if that’s the case, let’s see his vindication!  Let’s see it loud and proud!  Because why would ANYONE HAVE ANY REASON TO HIDE THEIR INNOCENCE?!  Make no mistake, I am in no way SOLICITING HACKERS TO ILLEGALLY OBTAIN THE MUELLER REPORT.  Obviously that would be illegal, and I wouldn’t want anyone to get themselves into trouble (I mean, if you’re good enough to obtain the report, you’d probably be good enough to cover your tracks).  I mean, even the politicians are publicly saying that transparency here would be preferable, even though Mitch McConnell, who himself called for a full release of the report, blocked a bill that passed the House that would call for just that.

Outsmarting the Fuzz

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I might be going crazy, but did Sean Hannity just try to tamper with witnesses in an ongoing federal investigation?  I mean, he literally went on the air, and told anyone who was a witness in the investigation that before they hand over their phones to Mueller, that they should methodically (and he was alarmingly specific about what he thinks they should do) destroy the data on their phones, before physically destroying the actual phones, then hand THAT over to Mueller.  Considering that Paul Manafort is under the gun for Witness Tampering, I’d have thought other Trump associates would be working a bit harder to keep themselves off that particular radar, yet here Hannity is, trying to outsmart the feds.  But it appears even the brilliant mind of Sean Hannity can’t recall every method of getting past the long reach of the Feds.