Highly Productive

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So, there was another schedule leak for the President, and low and behold, something like 60% of his time is dominated by “executive time”, which as we’ve come to find out, basically means time the President spends acting like a teenager.  He talks to friends, he tweets, he watches TV and he has his fast food.  And Trump has spent the weekend swearing up and down that not only is he working like MEGA hard during his executive time, but he works harder than any other president ever, so you can all zip a lip! I’m pretty sure no one actually believes that.  Indeed, the people who do believe him, I have a great real estate deal on the moon to talk to them about.  But if people were to ask me how I feel about Trump taking so much executive time to not do his job?  I gotta say I love it.  You see, most wannabe fascists are highly motivated people, always working to get things done.  If Trump wants to faff around and complain on Twitter while watching Fox News, then he’s not spending time ruining more people’s lives, and it may not be making the world a better place, but I’d consider that time something of a wash.  So, yeah, you take your executive time, Mr. President.  Don’t let anyone call you lazy, you old monster!

Active Government

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Barack Obama is busy working the private sector these days.  Last week, he was in Las Vegas, speaking at an IT type convention.  Nothing too terribly interesting was said, until he talked about the people’s perception of the government and their…energy towards doing their jobs.  In effect, he said that there was a public misconception that government workers are lazy.  He thinks this perception has more to do with how people get handled about standing in line at the DMV.  I would say the perception might also stem from Trump spending all his time at golf resorts, and reports that he spends a good part of the day watching TV and Tweeting.  I mean, he’s the President.  He is literally the posterchild for the perception of the government. Obama lovingly assure the people that the government is full of hard working people, but people will have a hard time swallowing it, when the guy holding the highest office in the land is so publicly lazy.