So, there was another schedule leak for the President, and low and behold, something like 60% of his time is dominated by “executive time”, which as we’ve come to find out, basically means time the President spends acting like a teenager. He talks to friends, he tweets, he watches TV and he has his fast food. And Trump has spent the weekend swearing up and down that not only is he working like MEGA hard during his executive time, but he works harder than any other president ever, so you can all zip a lip! I’m pretty sure no one actually believes that. Indeed, the people who do believe him, I have a great real estate deal on the moon to talk to them about. But if people were to ask me how I feel about Trump taking so much executive time to not do his job? I gotta say I love it. You see, most wannabe fascists are highly motivated people, always working to get things done. If Trump wants to faff around and complain on Twitter while watching Fox News, then he’s not spending time ruining more people’s lives, and it may not be making the world a better place, but I’d consider that time something of a wash. So, yeah, you take your executive time, Mr. President. Don’t let anyone call you lazy, you old monster!