Translating the State of the Union

state of the union1So the State of the Union was a dark time for people paying any kind of attention to the rhetoric.  I’ve been combing over transcripts and word choices, because it seems to me that people tend to pay more attention to how things are said, and how the person looked while saying them, then the words actually spoken.  For example, we have this little gem:

“Tonight I call on the congress to empower every Cabinet secretary with the authority to reward good workers—and to remove federal employees who undermine the public trust or fail the American people.”

In other words, he wants Congress to empower his people to fire whoever they want for whatever reasons they can claim are “unAmerican”.  For instance, investigators running witch hunts?

The Totally Unsuspicious Resignation of Andrew McCabe

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Trump has successfully bullied another person out their position.  Andrew McCabe can’t handle the craziness anymore, and I don’t know that anyone can blame him.  But it’s really becoming scarier to realize that people who are brave enough to not have any honest allegiances to Trump are becoming de-legitimized, disenfranchised or forced out.  Trump supporters keep saying how over the top liberals concerned with Trump’s draconian dictatorial methods are being, but is it only going to be ok to say I told you so when he’s finally named himself emperor of the US?  Will it be ok even then?

Well Loved

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So, the more I parse through his interview with man/gerbil hybrid Piers Morgan, the funnier things get. Amongst many things, he claims to be very popular in the UK.  He says he just gets so much fan mail from the UK!  He doesn’t seem to remember that politicians have officially tried to ban his entry from London and England in general, and that the protests that have been threatened have made some of our look quaint by comparison.  Not to mention that as someone who personally enjoys a fair amount of British media, I don’t think I’ve ever read or seen anyone from that side of the pond make a positive case for Donald Trump, which is me being kind.  But, maybe Trump knows something I don’t.

The Price of Frugality

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Trump has allocated $24 million to Boeing to upgrade the refrigerators on Air Force One.  Yes. $24 million to update refrigerators.  Because when it comes to Air Force One, an upgrade like that can’t be standard.  It’s ridiculous, and flies in the face of all the complaining Trump liked to do when he would slam Obama for wasteful spending.  Trump claimed back on the campaign trail that he wouldn’t even use Air Force One if elected because of the out of control spending that thing takes up.  I guess one changes their mind when the shoe is on the other foot.

Trump: Impromptu Performance

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So Trump casually walked into an interview John Kelly was having with some reporters and decided to have an impromptu press conference, which is just a delight for everyone, I’m sure.  You know that Trump just loves thinking that he is a conversational wizard, and can get the best out of any tete-a-tete with any reporters, even though he comes off sounding like a lunatic, and just makes more cleanup work for those around him. Welcome to the new normal.

Making Tourism Great Again

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Multiple outlets are reporting that Tourism is hitting a slump in the wake of Trump and his rhetoric.  In the last year, we’ve lost about $4.6 billion in tourism revenue and lost about 40,000 jobs in that sector as a result of the slump, and experts aren’t calling it a coincidence.  Trump’s erratic and destructive behavior is turning a lot of people off.  He spent the last 2 years talking about making America great again, and now after a year in office, he doesn’t understand why people from Norway aren’t rushing here in droves.

The President Couldn’t Be Anymore Clear!

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders claims that if the Senators don’t know what the President wants in terms of a deal, then it’s on them for not paying close enough attention.  By all indications, the President of the United States has the temperament of a two year old, but with less ability to reason.  We know that Schumer offered Trump basically everything he could have hoped for in a deal, and it still wasn’t enough, so honestly, the idea that people just couldn’t pick up what Trump was putting down seems at least a little far fetched.

The Art of the Deal

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Schumer offered him the wall.  The President offered a number. Schumer agreed. And Trump walked away from the table.  He walked away from two bipartisan deals, one which included EVERYTHING THAT TRUMP WANTED, and he still goes on to call the shutdown the Democrats fault, blaming Chuck Schumer specifically, a guy who was willing to compromise to an outrageous degree to get a deal made, and the President, master deal maker, can’t take a deal where he gets what he wants.  Of sound mind and body, that’s what we were told mere days ago, right?

Fair and Balanced

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So, reports are coming out that Fox News was given a heads up about Trump’s tryst with a porn star as early as October of 2016.  Fox News could have broken a story a story that could have turned the tide of the election, but let party politics get in the way.  Say what you will about CNN or MSNBC, but given the chance to break a damaging story about Hillary Clinton, they’d have done it.  And yet they have the gall to constantly criticize other news outlets of a dangerously liberal bias.

Nailing Down the Budget

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So another government shutdown is looming around the corner.  With political factions more divided than they’ve ever been, I don’t think it’s surprising to anyone. But this crazy inability to find any level of common ground has become ridiculous and petty.  Throwing another wrench in the works is Donald Trump constantly distracting everyone, helping to keep people from making any kind of headway. Trump just can’t seem to let things not be about him for even a few days.