
It was a full 9 months ago that John Oliver warned the country about Sinclair Broadcast Group. Since that feature, I was curious how long it would be before their brand of right wing, conspiracy style rhetoric infecting local news channels would bleed out into the wider news spectrum. It turns out it was this week that Sinclair finally drew it’s line in the sand, going to war against “fake news”, drawing criticisms not just from the mainstream media it was attacking, but from some of the anchors Sinclair now employs. It’s certainly concerning that a right wing media group is gobbling up local news to sell rhetoric and editorials, but more than that I lament the loss of genuine, beating heart stories that local news was famous for. I don’t know what a fight against Sinclair looks like, but I hope it’s a winnable one.

So there is now a new tell-all book from inside the White House coming out by a guy named Ronald Kessler. Among his explosive allegations, he’s claiming that Kellyanne Conway was responsible for a fair share of the devastating leaks that have come from the White House, whether intentional or seemingly through incompetence, she seemed to be the person Trump’s team has long sought for releasing sordid details from inside the West Wing. I have to wonder if this will affect Kellyanne’s future with the Trump Team…

During an infrastructure speech in Ohio, Trump joked that he might have been better at his old job. I mean, we say “he joked” but I think most of us are really hoping that Trump was having an aggressive moment of introspection in front of a big crowd of people. I sometimes wonder if he really believes his own propaganda about how great he’s doing, or, if like the rest of us, realizes how much of a catastrophe things have been. It used to be that we didn’t praise a President for acting at least competently, but Trump’s approval rating shoot up when he doesn’t actively cause an international incident. So was he better at his old job? Well seeing as his old job was sitting at the head of a company, doing nothing but being a personality, being his “brand” and letting other more suited people make the day to day decisions…yeah, I think it’s fair to say he did his other job with a little more aplomb.

So, there had been some rumbling around the newsblogs about David Shulkin, VA Secretary, getting ousted from his position. It didn’t seem too out of the blue. I mean, honestly, at this point, no one getting canned is. When your Secretary of State gets put on the chopping block, no position seems safe. But the person that Trump is nominating to replace him feels kind of interesting. Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson, on the face of it, might not seem like such a weird choice. But considering how disingenuous RA Jackson’s medical diagnosis of Trump was earlier in the year was…well I can’t be the only one making the connection between his sweet new gig. Am I saying Trump is paying Jackson off with a promotion? No. But it makes for a good joke.

The Border Wall might be concept I want to just go away the most. It’s an entirely pointless, useless construct that will do almost nothing to curb undocumented immigration, because as anyone with a cursory understanding of the subject will tell you, the VAST majority of people here illegally didn’t cross the border in the dead of night, they came over perfectly legally and didn’t leave when they were supposed to. If built, it’s a symbol of our dedication to Security Theater, or providing the visual appearance of impressive security, but lacking any real teeth to do the job. Of course the big selling point Trump originally had was that Mexico would in fact be paying for this massively expensive project. Mexico in laughed in Trump’s face, and now keeps trying to weasel the US and it’s citizens into paying for it. Now he wants the military to pay for it. Not only that, but he thinks having the Military build the damn thing falls well within the purview of national defense. I think any normal person would feel that nagging sensation of embarrassment and shame creeping over them. I have to give it to Trump that he seems unable to feel shame for anything.

So General John Hyten, of course, told the Senate Armed Forces Committee that we aren’t doing a Space Military. I mean, he was a bit nicer about it then I would have been. Namely in him not mentioning that the tech to have some kind of military presence in space is non-existent, and that Star Wars, Star Trek, and Buck Rogers all either take place in galaxies far, far away or in the far future. But the general diplomatically said that it just wasn’t the time, that the military has more taxing concerns in front of it and that maybe in the future it would be a possibility (bless him and his optimism).

So, Fox News didn’t mention Stormy Daniels at any point during the day on Monday. The day after a quite devastating interview that puts a pretty negative light on their Meal Ticket, and they don’t even mention it. They spend some time bashing Hillary, but they don’t dignify the affair of their Savior or the prospect that he might have had her threatened to keep her from telling people about it with any kind of response. Now, they might argue that an alleged affair that Trump denies is personal business, and not “real news”, but the fact that he has taken steps to keep it quiet, while possibly authorizing someone to threaten her definitely is. I suppose there’s a reason Fox News doesn’t label themselves as “Fair and Balanced” anymore.

So Trump’s legal team seem to be imploding on themselves, and Trump is trying his level best to assure people that it’s not an ill omen of trouble ahead. First, Trump’s lead lawyer, John Dowd, resigns, because Trump can’t seem to keep his foot out of his mouth. But Trump then tried to bring on Joseph diGenova and his wife, both who are essentially Deep State conspiracy theorists on as new council, only for them to suddenly say “peace out” to that invitation. Of course, Trump couldn’t bear to let people think he’s treading water, that things are looking morose. He wanted to assure people that he was having no trouble finding good lawyers, that people are chomping at the bit to help him prove his “innocence”.

Here is the thing about the Conservative stance on gun control: Their argument is only reasonable if they are arguing against what gun control advocates actually want. People like Tucker Carlson are demonizing kids because they insist that those masterminding the gun control movement want guns banned for everyone. That’s what poor old Tucker means when he says that advocate for, and I quote “punishing everyone.” But let me assure you, Tucker Carlson and everyone telling you gun control advocates are trying to take away your security are employing an age old fallacy called the Strawman Fallacy. You see, Gun Control by definition does not mean “Gun ban” or “Gun Confiscation”. 99.9% of people who advocate gun control, just want firearms to be harder to obtain for people who would misuse them. For the average American, who practices responsible gun ownership, realistically, if gun control advocates got what they wanted, that person’s life would not be affected. Reasonable legislation and restriction should not be a conversation that is so hard to have. But it will continue to be difficult if Tucker Carlson and his Fox News Pundit friends and basically anyone the NRA donates to, continues to successfully sell a fake argument and labeling kids afraid for their lives as “extremists”.

Joe Biden has been weirdly talking about beating up Donald Trump a lot. It’s…odd. Like, I understand the sentiment, and I imagine a lot of people would love to lay one on Trump, but he’s taking this weirdly high school tone about the whole thing. Don’t get me wrong, I’m awfully fond of Biden. He’s kind of like the nation’s precocious old Uncle Joe. But his rhetoric is starting to sound like he just wants us to know, without question, that he thinks the way Trump treats women is disgusting, and he would totally beat the crap out of him for it he could. I don’t know that his white knight attitude is what we need right now. I don’t think it’s making anyone feel better, but at least it’s entertaining. Especially now that Trump feels like he has to defend his masculinity about it. The funny thing about this is that before he took to Twitter to assure the nation that Trump could take down Joe Biden in a fight, I was drawing out this strip.