Lawyer Limbo

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So Trump’s legal team seem to be imploding on themselves, and Trump is trying his level best to assure people that it’s not an ill omen of trouble ahead.  First, Trump’s lead lawyer, John Dowd, resigns, because Trump can’t seem to keep his foot out of his mouth.  But Trump then tried to bring on Joseph diGenova and his wife, both who are essentially Deep State conspiracy theorists on as new council, only for them to suddenly say “peace out” to that invitation.  Of course, Trump couldn’t bear to let people think he’s treading water, that things are looking morose.  He wanted to assure people that he was having no trouble finding good lawyers, that people are chomping at the bit to help him prove his “innocence”.

The New Extremists

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Here is the thing about the Conservative stance on gun control:  Their argument is only reasonable if they are arguing against what gun control advocates actually want.  People like Tucker Carlson are demonizing kids because they insist that those masterminding the gun control movement want guns banned for everyone.  That’s what poor old Tucker means when he says that advocate for, and I quote “punishing everyone.”  But let me assure you, Tucker Carlson and everyone telling you gun control advocates are trying to take away your security are employing an age old fallacy called the Strawman Fallacy.  You see, Gun Control by definition does not mean “Gun ban” or “Gun Confiscation”.  99.9% of people who advocate gun control, just want firearms to be harder to obtain for people who would misuse them.  For the average American, who practices responsible gun ownership, realistically, if gun control advocates got what they wanted, that person’s life would not be affected.  Reasonable legislation and restriction should not be a conversation that is so hard to have.  But it will continue to be difficult if Tucker Carlson and his Fox News Pundit friends and basically anyone the NRA donates to, continues to successfully sell a fake argument and labeling kids afraid for their lives as “extremists”.

It’s Not Exaggeration Anymore

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A Neo-Nazi, like an actual one, is the nominated GOP candidate for an Illinois senate seat.  Arthur Jones is a former leader of the American Nazi Party.  Now he’s an official GOP candidate.  I mean, come on…The GOP is seriously in need of a rebranding.  At the very least, they should publically proclaim they are not down with Nazis.  Because it used to be that something like that didn’t need to be said, but clearly we have moved well past that point.

Reverse Psychology

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So on Tuesday morning, Trump called Putin and congratulated him on his election victory.  He did this despite his national security advisors apparently putting in big bold letters in a briefing “DO NOT CONGRATULATE!” Some are arguing that Trump simply didn’t read the briefing, which kind of tracks, seeing as I’m not entirely certain Trump knows how to read, or at the very least, he clearly doesn’t enjoy it.  But the more believable and more likely scenario is Trump did it because he was explicitly told not to.  He’s shown on more than one occasion that he will not be dictated to or told how to handle things. I wonder why more of the people surrounding him don’t use that to manipulate his behavior?

The Trump Testimony

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There is something inherently humorous and infantile about how Trump’s lawyers are treating the prospect of Trump talking to Mueller.  On one level, I kind of understand.  No lawyer wants their client talking to law enforcement.  On the other hand, the President gets a lot of legal leeway in what he’s allowed to get prosecuted for, and from a purely public point of view, you have to wonder what his legal council is trying to keep Trump from saying.  Trump is even bringing on a new lawyer to help (after he condemned the New York Times for reporting that and claiming he wasn’t).  And their tactics to limit Mueller’s access to Trump have been weird…This week, they’re presenting “documents” to Mueller’s team, essentially a narrative that they pinky promise is the total and complete truth and is totally, completely as useful as Trump’s own testimony.

Putin’s Victory Speech

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On Sunday, Vladimir Putin won his 4th term presidency in Russia.  With 74% of the votes, it’s hard to argue that it wasn’t a landslide, though watchdog groups in Russia are reporting, rather matter of factly, that it was hardly fair, with reports of ballot stuffing and voter coercion, among other things, contributing to Putin’s successful campaign.  From the outside, we watch that, and think “What an alarming misuse of power! Putin is a monster!”  Also from the outside, I imagine Donald Trump watches that and thinks “Oh man…one day that’ll be me.”

A Potential Problem With Giving Teachers Guns

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Trump’s big idea for curbing school shooting is arming teachers.  Never mind a boatload of statistics that would suggest that it’s a bad idea, including my favorite one, that was reported by the NYPD, who reported that their own officers, when in a gun fight, only hit their intended target about 18% of the time.  These are people who expected to be in situations where firing a weapon was a distinct possibility, and have trained far more than any teacher on how to react in such a high stress situation.  18% of the time.  On Thursday, a High School Teacher and Reserve Police officer in Seaside, Ca had to apologize publicly for firing a gun in the classroom on accident.  I don’t feel like I need to elaborate any further.

Law & Order: Russian Investigation Unit

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I kind of admire the balls on Paul Manafort.  He is asking a judge to dismiss the 5 criminal charges against him, not because he’s innocent, but because Manafort thinks Mueller shouldn’t have been allowed to catch him if he was focusing on the Russia investigation. This despite the fact that he acknowledges that Mueller’s mandate was widespread and gave him prosecutorial power over anything he uncovered in the search of collusion.  Now, admittedly, I’m not a lawyer, but I don’t know how much sway that argument is going to have in court.

Space Force!

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Donald Trump might be a 10 year old in the body of a man in his mid 70s.  He’s now discussing creating a new branch of the military he’s dubbing the “Space Force”.  Because apparently if we can have an Air Force (which you would think space would also be apart of seeing as space is also technically in the air, but that’s just semantics) we can certainly also have a Space Force.  Considering how much money isn’t being spent on space exploration, and how much money is not even being suggested for allocation for such a purpose, it’s interesting to think that he believes he’s going to be the President who gets a man on Mars and establishes a military presence in space.  But apparently a little boy can dream.

Harmony in the Halls of Power

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So, some news outlets are reporting some discord between the State Department and the White House after the unceremonious firing of Rex Tillerson.  And by “some discord”, they seem to mean “open revolt”.  Loyalty has something to do with it I’m sure, but also the fact that the official narrative seems to clash with the “unofficial” (but mostly believed) narrative.  Officially, Rex was ousted on Friday, and asked to wait until the beginning of the new week to announce it.  Unofficially, Rex found out from an employee who printed out Trump’s tweet on Tuesday morning.  One thing is for sure, as much as Sarah Huckabee Sanders is going to be working overtime to assure the public that everything is fine in the White House, more than ever, no one is going to believe heA