The Real Russian Conspiracy

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Oh Donald.  Donald, Donald, Donald!  It is truly a bold move to come out and suggest that the Russians would be meddling in our midterms, but they would be interfering on behalf of the Democrats.  I mean, honestly, it’s hilariously stupid, and I have to imagine that even your base will have to do some pretty impressive mental gymnastics to follow you on that logic, but I know they’ll get there.  They manage to follow you no matter where you go.  But this one has the sort of Donald Trump flair that we’ve come to know and hate.  It’s truly a “You” move.  Suggesting that Russia for some reason wants you and yours out of the picture is delightfully stupid.  Putin has said, very vocally, only days ago, how happy he is to have you doing what you’re doing. You say you’re the toughest President on Russia, but the reality is you watch the government around you be tough on Russia, and complain that they’re destroying your budding relationship with a monster.  But keep trying to make your sell.  I mean, it’s actually even kind of devious on your part.  If, by some magical miracle, the Dems have their blue wave, and knock it out of the park during midterms, you’ve started early in building your conspiracy!