
Tag Archives: Joe Biden
Behind the Barn

On Saturday, Donald Trump brought back up that old gem, where Joe Biden basically said that back in his high school days, he’d have beaten Trump up. Of course, Trump mischaracterized the statement as an actual challenge, and since then has basically suggested that if they were to fight, he would wipe the floor with Biden…which is hilarious. I know Trump likes to tout himself as some kind of natural athlete, but the guy is physically a mess. We’ve all seen what his diet consists of. Also, Donald Trump is a pampered child who has never faced a day of actual adversity in his life. The idea of him, now, as an old man, is some kind of ass kicker is hilarious to me. I mean, both of them are old men, and I can’t imagine anyone would come out of that fight feeling great, but honestly, I think Trump would be worse off than Biden if they decided to resort to fisticuffs. Trump’s bravado and braggadocio is always funny, but hearing him talk about fighting makes him sound like one of those kids who after 1 karate class suggests he could handle black belts. So goofy.
Trump Tough Talk

Joe Biden has been weirdly talking about beating up Donald Trump a lot. It’s…odd. Like, I understand the sentiment, and I imagine a lot of people would love to lay one on Trump, but he’s taking this weirdly high school tone about the whole thing. Don’t get me wrong, I’m awfully fond of Biden. He’s kind of like the nation’s precocious old Uncle Joe. But his rhetoric is starting to sound like he just wants us to know, without question, that he thinks the way Trump treats women is disgusting, and he would totally beat the crap out of him for it he could. I don’t know that his white knight attitude is what we need right now. I don’t think it’s making anyone feel better, but at least it’s entertaining. Especially now that Trump feels like he has to defend his masculinity about it. The funny thing about this is that before he took to Twitter to assure the nation that Trump could take down Joe Biden in a fight, I was drawing out this strip.