
Tag Archives: England
Rest and Relaxation

Trump isn’t feeling the love in England right now. In fact, according to him, he downright feels unwelcome there. Who would have figured that? But as it turns out, even Trump can take a hint if you throw enough protestors and a literal blimp of him as a giant whining baby at him. Overall, it was a pretty rough weekend for Trump, with the hacker indictments directly mentioning him as inciting the DNC hack, dog whistling White Supremacists across Europe, and just tons of uncomfortable encounters with leadership, and I expect he was planning of things slowing down once he arrived at his resort in Scotland. After all, the people of Scotland totally love Trump, right?
Super Serious

I’ve been watching with a bit of excitement the development of this Trump baby blimp that was successfully funded. It’s truly a wonder in the sky, and it’s getting ready for it’s world tour! But thankfully, it will be in England while Trump is there, and I can’t hope enough he sees it floating in the sky some day. Because as we all know, Donald Trump has brought back a certain prestige and respect to the United States. Where a mere two years ago the whole world was laughing at us behind our backs, No ONE is laughing now! Everyone thinks Trump is this super serious, formidable intellect that no one would dare make fun of!