Selection Process

The raffle1

Let me tell you about Lana Marks.  She is a fashionista who designs some of the most expensive handbags in the world.  She is also a club member at Mar-A-Lago, Donald Trump’s exclusive resort.  If you’re thinking to yourself “that sounds like basis for a political appointment!”  then you and Donald Trump are on the same page, because he’s appointing her to be the next ambassador to South Africa.  Among the previously listed qualifications, she also brings with her the keen ability to lie about her Tennis career, and a history of not paying lawyers, employees, accountants and landlords…which actually might be a qualification in Donald Trump’s eyes.  She has no political or diplomatic experience at all, and she’s known  to be an enthusiastic gossiper…so you know, I’m sure she’ll be fine. The lesson here is that if you want to get into politics, but avoid all the grassroots upstarting, just spend millions of dollars at Mar-A-Lago and just buy your way in!

Thrown Under the Bus

changing mind1

I’ll give Trump this: he’s certainly good at keeping people guessing what he’s really thinking.  One second, you are just certain he’s sitting in Putin’s pocket, the next he’s throwing around tough boy talk and shooting missiles and imposing more strenuous sanctions, then the next day he’s saying “naw, just kidding, no sanctions.”  If I was more conspiracy theory minded, I feel like I could connect some dots here, but I’m not, and I won’t.  But I’m certainly feeling the whiplash from his flip flops.