Alex Jones Needs Help

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Alex Jones!  He is… the best worst person in the whole damn universe.  He’s just a bag of prejudice, anger and degeneracy.  And it brings me no end of joy to see him fall on his face.  Namely in recent days, when his “news” show (I can’t emphasize the sarcasm behind “news” hard enough) has been banned by all the major digital distribution networks that allow for mass access to his show.  iTunes, Facebook and YouTube all kicked him off their services for violating their content policies.  Now of course, Jones is claiming censorship (which is what zealots who don’t know what censorship actually means always claim when they get kicked out of a party) and begging for help. Namely, he’s begging Donald Trump for help.  He put up a video on his InfoWars website, pleading for Trump to take up his cause, making his “censorship” a concern for the midterms.  Though going to bat for a media company…well that might be a bit off brand for Trump.  But in a weird way, I think Trump probably admires the moxie on Jones.

Info War Crimes

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So, the Obama Presidential portrait has been, weirdly, alarmingly controversial.  But it’s also become the subject of arguably the weirdest, most disgusting conspiracy theory.  It’s so weird and gross that Sean Hannity realized it was probably too much and deleted his posts about it.  But Alex Jones and Info Wars wasn’t deterred.  No, they are convinced that Obama was painted with sperm on his face, and it’s part of some grand, degenerate conspiracy.  Alex Jones can say this, and people still take him seriously.  The world is a surprising place.